1. jebiwonkenobi:

    When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

    (via seeimsmiling360)

  2. tympanista:

    yo can i get a vodka and caprisun

    (via megasm)

  3. life-is-an-understatement:

    vegetasvajayjay:

    In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries not wanting “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large to wear his company’s clothes, Greg Karber has come up with a funny and creative way to readjust the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.

    He’s giving their clothes to the homeless.

    After scouring his local thrift shop’s “douchebag section,” Karber heads to LA’s Skid Row to dole out the clothes among the homeless population. Watch the stunt and find out how you can be involved in one man’s troll-job on a company with some pretty unflattering business practices in the video above.”

    This is beautiful

    (via seeimsmiling360)

  4. (Source: stay-gold19, via twistsnturns)

  5. appeasingclouds:

    A new vending machine has been released which can print any book within minutes.

    The Espresso Book Machine has access to 500,000 different books - the same as 23.6 miles of shelf space - and can even churn out a fresh copy of Crime and Punishment in just nine minutes.

    Pages are printed at a rate of over 100 per minute and are then pressed, glued and cut to produce a pristine book.

    Users simply pick the book they would like on a screen and wait for it to be printed … it certainly is a novel way of getting a new book.

    (via thevoicecalledcheesecake)

  6. sassydetective:

    we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

    (via dorkvader)

  7. cruel-town:

life sucks.

    cruel-town:

    life sucks.

    (via lorraineyu)

  8. sweetguts:

    almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game

    (via thevoicecalledcheesecake)

  9. Dear tampon and pad companies:

    Please make your items quieter to open.

    Sincerely,

    The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

    I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. 

    that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

    (Source: rejective, via wekissedthestars)